Lil’ Pocketknife

So, it’s like the cheerleader prom queen Kelly who finally realizes she doesn’t need to put out to be popular….so the whole school throws a party for the new virgin to celebrate and Lil’ Pocketknife are scheduled to play. The party gets underway, the drinks go down strange, the music’s pumping hard and Kelly’s head begins to spin…with a dizzy brain she at first feels confused. Something’s happening to Kelly so she sneaks off to a private corner of her house and embarks upon epiphany upon epiphany and realizes she does indeed like hip hop despite the white superb upbringing, decides Remy Red’s suck crack and she thirsts for the PBR keg…and most startling of all, Kelly embraces the stuffed down truth that she’s not into doooooods…she likes dem ladies and in the midst of her hurly-burly LPK is blasting away a live, ass- shakin set…giving the rowdy party-goers the beat to get jiggy. After some heavy-duty make out action with the only female Dungeon Master at SF High, Kelly explodes into a round off back hand spring tuck and flips through the air and onto the party-goers shoulders and crowd surfs her way into a new life of freedom…all thanks to LPK. No matter where LPK play it’s a party…and the party starts within yourself…go ahead and shout it out loud…and roll those fucking dice…